The Street That Got Mislaid
by Patrick Waddington (1912-1973)
Approximate Word Count: 2112
Marc Girondin had worked in the filing section of the city hall's
engineering department for so long that the city was laid out in
his mind like a map, full of names and places, intersecting streets
and streets that led nowhere, blind alleys and winding lanes.
In all Montreal no one possessed such knowledge; a dozen policemen
and taxi drivers together could not rival him. That is not to say
that he actually knew the streets whose names he could recite like
a series of incantations, for he did little walking. He knew simply
of their existence, where they were, and in what relation they
stood to others.
But it was enough to make him a specialist. He was undisputed
expert of the filing cabinets where all the particulars of all the
streets from Abbott to Zotique were indexed, back, forward and
across. Those aristocrats, the engineers, the inspectors of water
mains and the like, all came to him when they wanted some little
particular, some detail, in a hurry They might despise him as a
lowly clerk, but they needed him all the same.
Marc much preferred his office, despite the profound lack of
excitement of his work, to his room on Oven Street (running north
and south from Sherbrooke East to St. Catherine), where his
neighbors were noisy and sometimes violent, and his landlady
consistently so. He tried to explain the meaning of his existence
once to a fellow tenant, Louis, but without much success. Louis,
when he got the drift, was apt to sneer.
"So Craig latches on to Bleury and Bleury gets to be Park, so who
cares? Why the excitement?"
"I will show you," said Marc. "Tell me, first, where you live."
"Are you crazy? Here on Oven Street. Where else?"
"How do you know?"
"How do I know? I'm here, ain't I? I pay my rent, don't I? I get my
mail here, don't I?"
Marc shook his head patiently.
"None of that is evidence," he said. "You live here on Oven Street
because it says so in my filing cabinet at city hall. The post
office sends you mail because my card index tells it to. If my
cards didn't say so, you wouldn't exist and Oven Street wouldn't
either. That, my friend, is the triumph of bureaucracy."
Louis walked away in disgust. "Try telling that to the landlady,"
So Marc continued on his undistinguished career, his fortieth
birthday came and went without remark, day after day passed
uneventfully. A street was renamed, another constructed, a third
widened; it all went carefully into the files, back, forward and
And then something happened that filled him with amazement, shocked
him beyond measure, and made the world of the filing cabinets
tremble to their steel bases.
One August afternoon, opening a drawer to its fullest extent, he
felt something catch. Exploring farther, he discovered a card stuck
at the back between the top and bottom. He drew it out and found it
to be an old index card, dirty and torn, but still perfectly
decipherable. It was labeled RUE DE LA BOUTEILLE VERTE, or GREEN
Marc stared at it in wonder. He had never heard of the place or of
anything resembling so odd a name. Undoubtedly it had been retitled
in some other fashion befitting the modern tendency. He checked the
listed details and ruffled confidently through the master file of
street names. It was not there. He made another search, careful and
protracted, through the cabinets. There was nothing. Absolutely
Once more he examined the card. There was no mistake. The date of
the last regular street inspection was exactly fifteen years, five
months and fourteen days ago.
As the awful truth burst upon him, Marc dropped the card in horror,
then pounced on it again fearfully, glancing over his shoulder as
he did so.
It was a lost, a forgotten street. For fifteen years and more it
had existed in the heart of Montreal, not half a mile from city
hall, and no one had known. It had simply dropped out of sight, a
stone in water.
In his heart, Marc had sometimes dreamed of such a possibility.
There were so many obscure places, twisting lanes and streets
jumbled together as intricately as an Egyptian labyrinth. But of
course it could not happen, not with the omniscient file at hand.
Only it had. And it was dynamite. It would blow the office
Vaguely, in his consternation, Marc remembered how, some time after
he first started to work, his section had been moved to another
floor. The old-fashioned files were discarded and all the cards
made out afresh. It must have been at that time that Green Bottle
Street was stuck between the upper and lower drawers.
He put the card in his pocket and went home to reflect. That night
he slept badly and monstrous figures flitted through his dreams.
Among them appeared a gigantic likeness of his chief going mad and
forcing him into a red-hot filing cabinet.
The next day he made up his mind. Pleading illness, he took the
afternoon off and with beating heart went looking for the street.
Although he knew the location perfectly, he passed it twice and had
to retrace his steps. Baffled, he closed his eyes, consulted his
mind's infallible map and walked directly to the entry. It was so
narrow that he could touch the adjoining walls with his
outstretched hands. A few feet from the sidewalk was a tall and
solid wooden structure, much weather-beaten, with a simple latched
door in the center. This he opened and stepped inside. Green Bottle
Street lay before him.
It was perfectly real, and reassuring as well. On either side of a
cobbled pavement were three small houses, six in all, each with a
diminutive garden in front, spaced off by low iron palings of a
kind that has disappeared except in the oldest quarters. The houses
looked extremely neat and well kept and the cobbles appeared to
have been recently watered and swept. Windowless brick walls of
ancient warehouses encircled the six homes and joined at the
farther end of the street.
At his first glance, Marc realized how it had gotten its unusual
name. It was exactly like a bottle in shape.
With the sun shining on the stones and garden plots, and the blue
sky overhead, the street gave him a momentary sense of well-being
and peace. It was completely charming, a scene from a print of
fifty years ago.
A woman who Marc guessed was some sixty years of age was watering
roses in the garden of the first house to his right. She gazed at
him motionless, and the water flowed from her can unheeded to the
ground. He took off his hat and announced, "I'm from the city
engineering department, madam."
The woman recovered herself and set her watering can down.
"So you have found out at last," she said.
At these words, Marc's reborn belief that after all he had made a
harmless and ridiculous error fled precipitately. There was no
"Tell me, please," he said tonelessly.
It was a curious story. For several years, she said, the tenants of
Green Bottle Street had lived in amity with each other and the
landlord, who also resided in one of the little houses. The owner
became so attached to them that in a gesture of goodwill he deeded
them his property, together with a small sum of money, when he
"We paid our taxes," the woman said, "and made out a multitude of
forms and answered the questions of various officials at regular
intervals about our property. Then, after a while, we were sent no
notices, so we paid no more taxes. No one bothered us at all. It
was a long time before we understood that in some way they'd
forgotten about us."
Marc nodded. Of course, if Green Bottle Street had dropped from the
ken of city hall, no inspectors would go there, no census takers,
no tax collectors. All would pass merrily by, directed elsewhere by
the infallible filing cabinet.
"Then Michael Flanagan, who lives at number four," she went on, "a
most interesting man, you must meet him--Mr. Flanagan called us
together and said that if miracles happened, we should aid and abet
them. It was he who had the door built and put up at the entrance
to keep out passersby or officials who might come along. We used to
keep it locked, but it's been so long since anyone came that we
don't bother now.
"Oh, there were many little things we had to do, like getting our
mail at the post office and never having anything delivered at the
door. Now almost the only visits we make to the outside world are
to buy our food and clothes."
"And there has never been any change here all that time?" Marc
"Yes, two of our friends died, and their rooms were empty for a
while. Then Jean Desselin--he's in number six and sometimes goes
into the city--returned with a Mr. Plonsky, a refugee. Mr. Plonsky
was very tired and worn out with his travelings and gladly moved in
with us. Miss Hunter, in number three, brought home a very nice
person--a distant relative, I believe. They quite understand the
"And you, madam?" Marc inquired.
"My name is Sara Trusdale, and I have lived here for more than
twenty years. I hope to end my days here as well."
She smiled pleasantly at him, apparently forgetting for the moment
that he carried in his pocket a grenade that could blow their
little world to pieces.
All of them, it seemed, had had their troubles, their losses and
failures, before they found themselves in this place of refuge,
this Green Bottle Street. To Marc, conscious of his own
unsatisfactory existence, it sounded entrancing. He fingered the
card in his pocket uncertainly.
"Mr. Plonsky and Mr. Flanagan took a great liking to each other,"
Miss Trusdale continued. "Both of them have been travelers and they
like to talk about the things they have seen. Miss Hunter plays the
piano and gives us concerts. Then there's Mr. Hazard and Mr.
Desselin, who are very fond of chess and who brew wine in the
cellar. For myself, I have my flowers and my books. It has been
very enjoyable for all of us."
Marc and Miss Trusdale sat on her front step for a long time in
silence. The sky's blue darkened, the sun disappeared behind the
warehouse wall on the left.
"You remind me of my nephew," Miss Trusdale said suddenly. "He was
a dear boy. I was heartbroken when he died in the influenza
epidemic after the war. I'm the last of my family, you know."
Marc could not recall when he had been spoken to with such simple,
if indirect, goodwill. His heart warmed to this old lady. Obscurely
he felt on the verge of a great moral discovery. He took the card
out of his pocket.
"I found this yesterday in the filing cabinet," he said. "No one
else knows about it yet. If it should come out, there would be a
great scandal, and no end of trouble for all of you as well.
Newspaper reporters, tax collectors . . ."
He thought again of his landlady, his belligerent neighbors, his
room that defied improvement.
"I wonder," he said slowly, "I am a good tenant, and I wonder . .
"Oh yes," she leaned forward eagerly, "you could have the top floor
of my house. I have more space than I know what to do with. I'm
sure it would suit you. You must come and see it right away."
The mind of Marc Girondin, filing clerk, was made up. With a
gesture of renunciation he tore the card across and dropped the
pieces in the watering can. As far as he was concerned, Green
Bottle Street would remain mislaid forever.